02/17/08
Meet Ms. Wiggles
She wore her sunglasses at night. We bonded during her short lifespan in my backyard. Her carrot nose and tomato lips made Botox junkies jealous. As the rain poured on and the mercury rose, she arched her back and became quite erotic…. Stay tuned for the sad funeral. (Grandma would say, FRU’ nee ul)